Do you offer 24 hour emergency pump and drainage services?

Yes. Hey Alfie provides 24/7 emergency callouts anywhere in the UK.

How fast can an engineer arrive?

Arrival times vary by location, but we prioritise emergencies and aim for the soonest available engineer.

Are your engineers certified?

All Hey Alfie engineers are fully qualified and work to current UK regulations.

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Tanker services for flood and waste water.

Alfie connects you with licensed operators for safe, compliant and insured removal. Fast and efficient.

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Certified Engineers

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5 Star Reviews

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£1,000 Guarantee

“Really easy way to book garden maintenance. The gardener arrived on time and left everything neat and tidy.”

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Mark

“Great for landlords. Alfie arranged a full garden tidy between tenants and had it sorted within a few days.”

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Rachel

“Our garden had become completely overgrown after winter. The gardener Alfie sent cleared everything and it looks like a new space again.”

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David

“Needed a quick lawn cut and hedge trim before a family event. Alfie found someone nearby and the garden looked great in no time.”

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Sophie

“Booked through Alfie to get our garden tidied before putting the house on the market. The gardener did a fantastic job and the whole process was effortless.”

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Pam

“They repainted our rental property between tenants and turned it around fast. Perfect for landlords needing reliable decorators.”

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Tom

“We had damaged walls that needed extra prep work and they handled it without any fuss. Problem solved and looks brand new.”

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Amelia

“The team worked efficiently and finished quicker than expected without rushing the bedroom painting.”

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Daniel

“Very professional throughout. They protected all our furniture and floors and kept everything tidy each day.”

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Laura

“Great value for the quality of painting work delivered. No hidden costs and the final result was worth every penny.”

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Michael

How our guarantee works

We protect your property from unsafe waste removal.

Jobs booked with Alfie are fully covered.

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If it’s not fixed, we will step in to sort it.

We cover up to £1,000 for follow up work.

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You’re protected for 3 months after the job.

Our commitment

Every tanker job through Hey Alfie is insured and guaranteed. If there’s an issue with the service, we’ll send another licensed operator and cover up to £1,000 in corrective work. Safe, compliant and stress free.

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Why choose Hey Alfie for tanker services

Hey Alfie makes waste removal simple. We’ll send licensed operators to handle flood or septic waste safely and quickly, managing everything from booking to completion. Fully insured and guaranteed.

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How Hey Alfie works

Here’s how Alfie gets you sorted

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Tell us what needs removing

Let us know if you’ve got flood water, septic waste or a blocked tank.

We’ll send a licensed operator

Alfie books a certified tanker service to remove waste safely and in compliance with regulations.

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Job done, property cleared

Waste and water are removed quickly and safely. Alfie keeps you updated throughout.

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Need flood or waste water removed? Alfie’s got you covered.

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What can Alfie do for you?

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Get fast response

Tell Alfie if you’ve got flood water or waste that needs removing.

Book a licensed operator

We send an accredited tanker team to remove it safely and quickly.

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Track everything

See when your operator’s on the way and when the job’s complete.

Clear pricing

Know the costs upfront before we dispatch a tanker.

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Managed support

Alfie oversees the process until your property’s clear and secure.

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Tanker Services FAQs

What are tanker services?

‍Tanker services use vacuum trucks to remove flood water, sewage or waste safely and efficiently. They’re essential after heavy rainfall, blocked drains or sewage overflows.

When should I book a tanker service?

‍If you have standing water, overflowing septic waste or flood damage, book immediately. Prompt removal prevents contamination and property damage.

How much does a tanker service cost?

‍Prices start around £200 and depend on waste volume, access and location. You’ll see transparent pricing before confirming your booking.

Do your operators hold waste licences?

‍Yes. Every tanker operator arranged by Hey Alfie is fully licensed and compliant with UK environmental regulations.

Can I book emergency flood water removal?

‍Yes. Alfie can arrange same-day tanker call-outs in most UK locations. We prioritise flooded homes and critical situations.

Do you handle septic tanks too?

‍Yes. Alfie can book licensed septic tank emptying and cleaning with certified operators.

Is the service safe for the environment?

‍Absolutely. All waste is removed and disposed of at authorised treatment facilities in line with UK regulations.

How long does removal take?

‍Most jobs are completed within 1 – 2 hours, depending on tank size and waste volume.

Will you clean the affected area too?

‍Yes. Operators can flush and disinfect affected areas after removal if requested.

Why book tanker services with Hey Alfie?

‍Because Alfie sends licensed operators, manages everything safely and guarantees full compliance, so you can relax knowing it’s all handled.