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Furniture Assembly FAQs
What are some common furniture assembly problems?
Furniture assembly can go wrong in several ways, leading to wasted time and damaged parts. These are some common issues Alfie helps solve:
- Missing or incorrect screws – pros bring spares and know workarounds.
- Confusing flat-pack instructions – skilled assemblers know the brands inside out.
- Damaged or wobbly builds – caused by incorrect assembly; our pros get it right.
- Large or complex builds – wardrobes, beds, or modular systems that need two people or advanced tools.
- Disassembly and reassembly – moving house? Alfie can help take apart and reassemble furniture safely.
With Alfie, it’s simple: describe your furniture, book the job, and relax while a trusted assembler gets it done.
How can I find a reliable furniture assembly service near me?
The easiest way is through Hey Alfie. Alfie finds you trusted local handypeople who specialise in furniture assembly. From IKEA flat-pack to complex builds. No more struggling with confusing instructions or missing tools. Just book through Alfie and get your furniture built right, the first time.
Why should I use Hey Alfie instead of assembling furniture myself?
Flat-pack instructions can be frustrating, time-consuming, and sometimes impossible without the right tools. Alfie removes the stress by sending a professional who knows how to assemble all types of furniture quickly and correctly. From booking to job completion, we manage it end-to-end and with our £1,000 Guarantee, you’re always protected.
What types of furniture can Hey Alfie handymen help assemble?
Our trusted specialists can assemble all types of furniture, including:
- Flat-pack wardrobes and cupboards – from IKEA Pax to Argos and beyond.
- Beds and cots – all sizes, including storage and bunk beds.
- Desks and office furniture – study desks, office chairs, and shelving units.
- Tables and chairs – dining sets, coffee tables, outdoor furniture.
- Storage units and shelving – bookcases, TV stands, and fitted storage.
Do your furniture assemblers bring the tools?
Yes. All assemblers arrive with the tools they need, so you don’t have to worry about missing screwdrivers, allen keys, or drills.
How much does a furniture assembly specialist charge?
The cost for furniture assembly specialists ranges from £25-£50 per hour, depending on several factors:
Hourly rates:
- Basic assembly: £25-£35 per hour
- Complex furniture/specialist items: £35-£50 per hour
Fixed-price options:
Many specialists also offer fixed prices based on the item:
- Simple items (basic chairs, small tables): £20-£40
- Medium complexity (wardrobes, bookcases): £40-£80
- Large/complex items (bed frames, office furniture): £60-£150+
Factors affecting cost:
- Number of items
- Complexity of assembly
- Whether tools are provided
- Location within London
- Time of booking (weekends/evenings may cost more)
Most jobs take 1-3 hours depending on the furniture type and quantity.
Chat to Alfie to get a more specific estimate.
Need to check how much your furniture assembly will cost?
Just chat with Alfie about your furniture, and you’ll get a transparent estimate instantly. No surprises, just upfront pricing.
How does pricing work on Hey Alfie?
Our pricing is task-based, not guesswork. Alfie calculates the cost based on the type of furniture and time required, and you’ll see quotes for free before booking.
How quickly can I book a furniture assembly job?
Alfie prioritises getting someone to you quickly. In many cases, you can book an assembler at your preferred day and time.
What happens after I book?
You’ll receive a confirmation email with details of your assembler. They’ll arrive on time, complete the build, and you’ll only pay securely once you’re happy with the result. Alfie will be guiding you at every step of the way.
What if I’m not satisfied with the work?
We stand behind every booking with our £1,000 guarantee. If something isn’t right, Hey Alfie will work to make it right, whether that means a fix from the same handyperson or a new handyperson.
How does your guarantee work?
If your original handyman doesn't sort out any issues, Hey Alfie will pay up to £1,000 including VAT for a different handyman to complete the work to the right standard. Learn more here.